The Irony Of A Sweet Life!

I have lost a member of my household, my mother in-law, on June, 2nd, 2011. She has been with us for more than five years. I have managed to bring her home (before she got too sick) on the night of May, 26th and also managed to fulfill my promise to my friend Red Alfa and his spouse - Zen, to accompany them to the marriage feast for their son at Kampung Kebor Besar, Manir, Kuala Trengganu on the May, 29th.
For a week before her departure and three weeks after that.. I am more or less in a haze… too much work at the office with budget and planning cycle in full swing. The atmosphere at home is a tad too sad.. nothing seems right.. my other half still talking about her mother’s last few days…

For so long I have not updated this blog..
I am uploading an article from my group email sent by a friend, Raduan Hj Md Taib (many thank to him). Do forgive me if you have read this material for umpteen times earlier, for I have yet to sit down and get my blogging mood going..

The Irony Of A Sweet Life!

Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Wisdom:
ONE FINE DAY, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE AND SAID, "HONEY, 30 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 22 YEAR-OLD BLOND."
"NOW WE HAVE A RM 1000,000.00 HOME, A FEW CARS WORTH 1000,000.00, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV AND FIVE SUCCESSFUL CHILDREN BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 52 YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.
SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 22 YEAR-OLD BLOND AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP VOLKSWAGEN CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

Volkswagen cars ( both pictures are from Google)

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.

Have a nice productive day.